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I am the ruler of several small planetary systems and a dining room converted into something no longer recognizable as a dining room. I'm the owner of the world's only light speed capable propulsion system and I like to cover myself in spinach for cheap thrills. I like to create characters that do things who occasionally visit my family. The cat is friends with a turtle who is undesirable, but visits our home very often... I suspect he lives in my ass.

Heil Hizzle Mein Nizzle

*singing*
food is good,
yum yum yum...
food goes in the mouth...
use your spoon!



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Late in the year nineteen-fourteen-nineteen, there was a man who ate his own weight in nachos. It made him really sick and he became color blind in one eye as a result. Fourteen years later, a giant screwy laser eating duck ran for president of the world and lost. Following his loss, he decided to destroy everyone and everything in an attempt to take over the world and succeded.

Chapter 3. The realm of nonsense and the holy grail of chicken. After the fall of the duck people, fried chicken reigned supreme. Ultra-duck, the high noble priest deluxe ran from the fried chicken, and found himself in a world of pain. Mega-duck also suffered a similar fate. The world is cruel, and we weren't prepared for the fate we would all meet and the hands of high speed food.

The beginning is near...

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I'm the maintainer for the _final_fantasy_, dfwindustrial, gravityeuphonic and jsaoa communities.

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